This is the cover of the rap album I have coming out to accompany the motion picture I’m starring in. I’m playing a mislead, hardcore gangster rapper who inadvertently had chains installed where her grills were supposed to be. Because of that, I can’t actually rap, but I have earned much respect in the community anyway for both my look and dedication to the game. Then some crazy shit happens that makes up the plot of the movie. It’s pretty awesome.
Needless to say, because my character can’t actually rap, the album is just a single 48-minute track of what sounds like a deaf person crying.
