poopknife:
THANKS DIABLO
Not to be a cunt muscle or whatever because I totally don’t support teenage girls putting babies inside of themselves (or anything for that matter) but I’m going to be blunt: I would assume most girls who would answer “yes” to the question “do you want to be a teen mom?” were too busy ripping off sparkly lip gloss from Walgreens, skipping Bible class to fuck in the pews and waiting in line to see something like
Norbit to go and see something like
Juno.
But yeah, totally. Let’s blame the woman doing something with her life who wrote a movie two years ago. That seems relevant as fuck.
