This is the ugliest picture of me ever taken.
I pull it out and post it on the internet about once a year to show everyone that this is what an asshole I am.
I am drunk out of my mind, clutching a plastic monkey, wearing a homemade tie-die shirt, drinking a can of Busch light and smoking a fag. Oh and I have roots, too.
Basically, I just need people to look at this picture. I need them to see it. I don’t know why. It’s an impulse I have. I want to make sure you all know how positively ugly I can be.
