three reasons why people are fucking retarded
1) Remember that blogger Maddox? Maddox.xmission.com? From like, the mid-90s? Someone said Maddox to me the other day as though that name would be either interesting or relevant to me. I would also not be surprised if this person was still using a dial up internet connection.
2) I ate a McChicken last night.
3) I need a nap.