short list
I asked someone tonight to give me their short list of facts that they would like people to know about themself. I’m going to give my short list and then you can reblog with yours, ‘cause I for realsies need to know.
OK, so here:
1) I am a rare sign of Capricorn (Capricorn of the Sun). I’ve recently started believing in horoscopes and having my star chart read even more so.
2) I was born with a lazy eye and had two surgeries to fix it. It still acts up when I’m tired or concentrating.
3) I’m obsessed with mysteries and gory stories. My grandfather was a mystery writer and information enthusiast. Because of this, there’s no such thing as “dinner table talk” at my house. Feel free to talk about a bleeding scab over lasagna. I’m into that.
4) Hookers, drug dealers and thieves are my favorite thing to talk about. Especially hookers and more specifically, famous ones. Also, Anna Nicole Smith
5) I hate being late, but I think all things number related (time, money, calendars) is made up for the most part and either not true or just something we’ve thrust upon ourselves like religion. It’s just something that’s there to keep us in line. The responsible ones can figure that out by themselves.