Alex's V-Day Vid Response
After 1200 views and some publicity help from jewcentric and friends’ blogs i managed to get at least a couple of responses here are some of my favorites.
girl 1= share the same interests as me, but she was 6 feet tall and made a point of letting me know that. She also made the point that she doesn’t drink, which sucks since thats the only way I become charming to women. Oh and she lives in South Brooklyn and I’m a lazy piece of shit.
girl 2= responded from a startup womens magazine. So an account that multiple people from this little upstart used (fishy right?). Also she wanted to make a video about us going on a date and even a fool like me could see her plotting to gain some publicity out of it for her magazine (i know its not like I am guilt free). Its sad when someone is looking to me for publicity. I mean come on I am like so at the bottom of the totem pole I’m underground. Molly had to remind my one stalker of my exploits.
girl 3= Oh you are cute your pictures tell me. Oh you think im really awesome your email tells me. Oh wait you live in Austin Texas? Wow thanks for being a tease. I mean maybe I am desperate enough to fly a girl in from as far away as lets say Nashville, but I gotta draw a line somewhere.
Where did that leave me? Covering a Valentines day party for single people and getting drunk on bottom shelf vodka tonics. I did manage to tell a girl I was an acquaintance with that i thought her stick shifting in her jeep was sexy. After that I ended up sharing a cab with the Slut Machine and we ate fries as we went over the Williamsburg bridge. I ended the night with a Clinton Papaya cheese steak and watching my DVR recorded new episode of Lost.
Last valentiens day I spent with my girlfriend. I sent flowers to her job and took her to a play and dinner. You know what she did for me? She wore tacky lingere with a fucking cheap plastic clasp in the crotch. Despite getting to fuck 3 times I still pick the cheese steak and the awful story arches on Lost.
