Bed Time - Alex's V-Day Vid Response

Alex Goldberg from Gawker and Molly McAleer from Defamer talking in bed. Actually, we're too lazy to regularly make videos, so we're going to post our conversations and other junk. Hey!Give us a break! We make videos all day. Do you think Rachael Ray goes home and makes dinner every night? Well, we can tell you for a fact she does. We're different. What can we say? You can email Alex: strangelove84@gmail.com Or Molly: mollsshewrote@gmail.com We think your birthmark is shaped like Kansas.

Here are some links we're into:

Molls...SheWrote
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Kendall Does It
Lisanti Quarterly
Defamer
Gawker
UCB Comedy
Eric Spiegelman
Slippy Jenkins

Alex's V-Day Vid Response

After 1200 views and some publicity help from jewcentric and friends’ blogs i managed to get at least a couple of responses here are some of my favorites.

girl 1= share the same interests as me, but she was 6 feet tall and made a point of letting me know that. She also made the point that she doesn’t drink, which sucks since thats the only way I become charming to women. Oh and she lives in South Brooklyn and I’m a lazy piece of shit.

girl 2= responded from a startup womens magazine. So an account that multiple people from this little upstart used (fishy right?). Also she wanted to make a video about us going on a date and even a fool like me could see her plotting to gain some publicity out of it for her magazine (i know its not like I am guilt free). Its sad when someone is looking to me for publicity. I mean come on I am like so at the bottom of the totem pole I’m underground. Molly had to remind my one stalker of my exploits.

girl 3= Oh you are cute your pictures tell me. Oh you think im really awesome your email tells me. Oh wait you live in Austin Texas? Wow thanks for being a tease. I mean maybe I am desperate enough to fly a girl in from as far away as lets say Nashville, but I gotta draw a line somewhere.

Where did that leave me? Covering a Valentines day party for single people and getting drunk on bottom shelf vodka tonics. I did manage to tell a girl I was an acquaintance with that i thought her stick shifting in her jeep was sexy. After that I ended up sharing a cab with the Slut Machine and we ate fries as we went over the Williamsburg bridge. I ended the night with a Clinton Papaya cheese steak and watching my DVR recorded new episode of Lost.

Last valentiens day I spent with my girlfriend. I sent flowers to her job and took her to a play and dinner. You know what she did for me? She wore tacky lingere with a fucking cheap plastic clasp in the crotch. Despite getting to fuck 3 times I still pick the cheese steak and the awful story arches on Lost.