2008

Jul

Happy 4th!
Jul 5th
http://menwholooklikezachbraff.blogspot.com/ This is absolutely killing me. LOL
Jul 4th
FOR ABOUT 80 PERCENT OF YOU THIS IS REALLY...
Jul 3rd
Me: How's [redacted]?
Mom: She had a baby shower last week. I went to Babies R Us and got her a gift certificate so she can go fuck herself with it.
Jul 3rd
taking the day off to be with mummy…. massages and tacky tourist things
Jul 3rd
Me: I think you might actually like Hollywood and Highland. It's where all the superheroes are.
Mom: You mean the LARPers?
Me: What?
Mom: Live action role players?
Jul 3rd
drned: why is rashida jones not in more things, namely My...
Jul 3rd
I want this bedding. I can mediumishly afford it. I already...
Jul 3rd
keeping it really real
Jul 3rd
hydeordie: Damn I miss these men. via soupsoup
Jul 2nd
Hey! I know what next season should be called! Tori and Dean: Deserving Each Other
Jul 2nd
Warch Watch
jimisland: Girl Talk has returned with a new album. Check it out! See how much better this is? This...
Jul 2nd
paulscheer: Nothing says that I’m totally fine not being in...
Jul 2nd
Well all wake up with a dick on our face from time to time.
Jul 2nd
“me: yeah for videos that i do on my own though i get paid by...”
Jul 2nd
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OK if you like Rock and Roll, America, Beer, or Guitars you have to like The Hold Steady.
Jul 2nd
After Arrested Development this is one of the most...
Jul 2nd
Mom: Have you met John Davis yet?
Me: Who?
Mom: The guy who wrote the 90210 theme song. What the fuck have you been doing out here?
Jul 2nd
going for an amazing steak dinner in k-town with my mom… this part of town is full of...
Jul 2nd
fact: i got into a slap fight with molly...
Jul 2nd
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marklisanti: Cannot resist…impulse..to…reblog…horny bear…freaking…tree. [via karion via...
Jul 1st

3 Movie Characters I Identify With

(peterwknox:elizabethanne:kwestie:lovepuppy:lfarm:tylerriewer) Enid in Ghost World Dawn Wiener in...
Jul 1st
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wholefnshow1 (1 day ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply | Spam damn @ that chick...
Jul 1st
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This is a video I did with Derek Miller for Atomic Wedgie. All my good lines were cut. I don’t...
Jul 1st
setting the standard
Jul 1st

Jun

setting the standard
Jun 30th
Warch Watch
I interviewed Girl Talk before his show at the Echo in September. I refused to be spoken to for at...
Jun 30th

like, i'm actually concerned

OK, so maybe it’s the big Girl Talk dork in me, but Julia Allison knows that Night Ripper is...
Jun 30th
Dear Britney, Your ass’ situation is a concern for...
Jun 30th
boringloser: My eyelid is puffy. Could any doctors on Tumblr...
Jun 30th
What Happens To Your Body Within An Hour Of...
Jun 30th
Nike releases Back To The Future II...
Jun 29th
just ate one of mom’s tuna sandwiches… now im going to lay in my bed and watch 90210....
Jun 29th
I guess that I was the only one who couldn’t figure out that Dennis Rodman was hitting on me...
Jun 29th
Jun 29th
Jun 29th

my mom is dancing to the muzak in the...

Me: Mom. Stop it. Stop it or that guy over there is going to find us and rape you later.
Mom: Rape me! More like "invite me to a party and make me dance for him"!
Jun 29th
Me: Sometimes I think we don't look that much alike.
Mom: That's because we're brothers.
Jun 29th
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I’m giving away most of my clothes. This is the video I made about it.
Jun 28th
running late to pick my mom up at the airport. i am the worst daughter ever. btw, i smell.
Jun 28th
Dear Bristol Farms Employees, Exactly how long have you been...
Jun 28th
Listen Listen
juliaallison: Bounce That by Girl Talk Perfect Friday night “getting ready to go out” song. (Also...
Jun 28th
caragh: I just received a voicemail from my boss that was basically a bunch of mumbling. I called...
Jun 28th
“It’s Pride Weekend. I can do whatever the fuck I want to.”
— My philosophy for the next 48...
Jun 27th
rosie o'donnell has something to say to you
Jun 27th
this is the best way to ask out a chick i...
Jun 27th
if there is anyone out there who doesn't...
Jun 27th
great balls of fire
Jun 27th
“25 percent of women always climax during sex with a partner....”
— Anatomy of an Orgasm, Women’s...
Jun 27th

dreams are not real life.

I had a dream last night where I spent $75 dollars on a ticket to see Moby. I didn’t even...
Jun 27th

Weird incidence

manymachines: Molly McAleer: Skate Or Die! (But, Preferably, Just Die) vs Mission Mission: Skate or...
Jun 27th
i’m watching a rerun of 90210 and there’s a dude shooting meth in his toes and...
Jun 27th
omg, i just ordered a pizza. when it gets here, i’m going to eat it
Jun 27th
florencio: descuartizamiento
Jun 26th
Warch Watch
Jun 26th
Second best thing I will see on the internet...
Jun 26th
Dear Potential Future Husbands, I would like to give this...
Jun 26th

this is my husband

Ed: I feel like Ms. Stockard Channing in Six Degrees of Separation right now.
Me: Why?
Ed: There's a scene in the movie where she walks out of this Park Ave dinner party because she is fed up with her husband/life and the camera follows her down Park Ave and she is dressed to the nines (as I am today) and the music is some German classical composer and she jumps up and touches this tree. She has no real reason to be happy but she is and that's exactly how I feel right now.
Jun 26th
“Oh, dang. She looks like a fluffernutter.”
Jun 26th

On Seth Rogen

Ed: You know, before he was famous I saw him at Whole Foods and I like, liked him.
Me: Well then how'd you know it was him?
Ed: Because when I saw 40 Year Old Virgin I was all "Oh my God! That's the guy from Whole Foods!"
Jun 26th
happy birthday, mom. thanks for letting me...
Jun 25th

RESERVED!

mollyperry.tumblr.com mollyperrypresents.tumblr.com thefilmsofmollyperry.tumblr.com atumblrbymollyper...
Jun 25th

it was. it was tyler perry's why did i...

Hyde: Well, I was just saying that...
Molls: I'm sorry, I got distracted, is that a copy of Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married on your table?
Hyde: .....Maybe.
Jun 25th
Does anyone know the type of font Doogie Howser journaled in? Blue screen, white font, PC,...
Jun 25th
watching a rerun of MADE right now… This show is tragic.
Jun 25th
good one
Jun 25th
Listen Listen
drned: i have an audition for this student film of Back To The Future. FUCK YES. dude i’ve wanted to...
Jun 25th
Taking sonny boy on a walk to Coffee Bean… up and at em early today.
Jun 25th
Molly Perry’s Why Did I Eat Tacos?
Jun 25th
I got this image while google imaging the words...
Jun 25th
Warch Watch
madeupmemories: Madness - It Must Be Love Dear Jeff, I ruv you too. Oxen, Mollscaits
Jun 25th
i am long overdue for a terrible case of...
Jun 24th
1001vaginas.com -- page 25 is my fave
Jun 24th
Wagandstuff and I just had a sweet moment in which he made me believe that he loves me.
Jun 24th

three reasons why people are fucking...

1) Remember that blogger Maddox? Maddox.xmission.com? From like, the mid-90s? Someone said Maddox to...
Jun 24th

short list

I asked someone tonight to give me their short list of facts that they would like people to know...
Jun 24th
there were some dinosaurs on the metro this...
Jun 24th
SHIT, and i was drinking English Breakfast all this time.
Jun 23rd

INTERPOL

Interpol seems to be a band you either love or hate. I happen to love them despite some of their...
Jun 23rd
heidi montag's new single
Jun 23rd
someone told me about this MONTHS ago and...
Jun 23rd
Headed to Here with my husband and some other fabulous gentlemen…
Jun 23rd
“coolin’ by day and at night working up a sweat” - salt
Jun 23rd
sitting in my air conditioned bedroom. what will suck more— moving or staying hungry?
Jun 22nd
does anyone else remember Kelly and Dylan having really gross, sloppy sounding kisses. Gross mouth...
Jun 22nd
my mom is coming to town for a week in just under 6 days…
Jun 22nd

faker

So apparently there’s a fake copy of Feed the Animals going around. That’s what’s...
Jun 22nd
Listen Listen
soupsoup: Girl Talk - Freak Out Where did you get this? Can you send it to me?
Jun 22nd
“You’re not Howard Stern! You’re my landlord, Mr. Pitts!” - Donna Martin
Jun 22nd
Jun 22nd
just removed some gross nail polish— walking wags for an iced coffee now… wearing my AA...
Jun 22nd
my hair smells like a man, which is odd because it certainly hasn’t been around any lately.
Jun 22nd
totally exhausted from this week/last night. passing out with the pup early so I can get my brain...
Jun 22nd
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The events that take place in this video are too much for words. Co-starring Kendall and Hyde. P.S....
Jun 22nd
This picture was taken by Raul from Phantom of the Opera.
Jun 21st

chewable b-12 vitamins

Me: Did we have four drinks last night?
Hyde: Five. We had FIVE drinks last night.
Me: Oh my God! Five drinks?! You guys, I am so proud of myself. I had five vodkas last night and I didn't puke.
Kendall: Molly, I think we're all proud of you.
Jun 21st
kaitziskin: itsbedtime: The Edison downtown with Kendall and Hyde… drop by if you wanna say...
Jun 21st
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hydeordie: Hyde meets Molly’s dog Wagandstuff. *Don’t mind the circus I have on my head. And, yes,...
Jun 21st
The Edison downtown with Kendall and Hyde… drop by if you wanna say hellooooo
Jun 21st
Those? Oh, those are just my wigs…
Jun 21st
slippy: I just want to know if it’s really stupid going to Death Valley this weekend. I have no idea...
Jun 20th
kendall and i got in a huge fight
Jun 20th
wowowowoowowwowowoow
Jun 20th
delbertshoopman: PLAYBOY BUNNIES… BUNNIES!!! I think I know...
Jun 20th
Are American Apparel track shorts too short to wear out of...
Jun 20th
9/11 views on our “Finding a Husband”...
Jun 20th

Freudian Text: noun

hydeordie: Definition: accidentaly texting someone who the original text wasn’t intended for...
Jun 20th
thingscaitlineats: 4:40 pm Box I just discovered this...
Jun 20th
This chick is my pick for Tim Russert’s replacement on...
Jun 20th
Listen Listen
“Give Me A Beat”
Jun 20th
boringloser: Random Final Cut Pro Frame - 6/19/2008 KENDALL!...
Jun 20th
I’m really drunk. I just ate six mini donuts and a slim jim. now im drinking chocolate milk.
Jun 20th
today was fucking hell… so excited to see amy poehler at ucb tonight.
Jun 20th
for some reason i’m really dying to go back to souplantation. shhhh… don’t tell...
Jun 20th
If I haven’t said it already yet today GIRL TALK CHANGED U 7EVA
Jun 19th
“it’s like church is for desperate people”
Jun 19th

A Transcript of Me & Molly McAleer...

ME: wooha got you all in checkkkk
MOLLY: listening to girltalk makes me like, so spiritully overwhelemed
ME: OMG
ME: this one thing he did just made me laugh out loud
ME: holy shit
MOLLY: i just started
MOLLY: fucking a
MOLLY: already so amazing
ME: 'What Its All About', the track, is fucking AMAZZING
MOLLY: i cant even handle this
MOLLY: my brain
MOLLY: is exploding
ME: GAH
10: 20 AM
MOLLY: OH FUCK
MOLLY: dang
MOLLY: this is fucking banana
MOLLY: s
MOLLY: till here
MOLLY: Oh My God
MOLLY: the end of it
MOLLY: fuck
ME: what it's all about is so amazing
ME: NO WWAYY
ME: HEART VS PUBLIC ENEMY
ME: thats insane.
ME: this is the greatest album ever made.
ME: by humans.
MOLLY: i've heard a lot of this live
MOLLY: when i saw him at the echo
MOLLY: it's good to hear what was from the new album now
MOLLY: this jackson 5 at the end
MOLLY: is epic
ME: this is like the biggest Fuck You ever to hipster djs
ME: which is AMAZING
ME: i speak as one
ME: OH SHIT
ME: OHHHH FUCK
MOLLY: SET IT OFF
MOLLY: REAL LOVE
ME: this is LIGHT YEARS beyond anything
MOLLY: oh wow
ME: like, i have never in my life heard something this awesome
ME: its better than anything in the last 10 years.
10: 30 AM
ME: everyone should have this album.
MOLLY: no, i completely agree
MOLLY: OH SHIT
MOLLY: WOOORRRRKKK IT
MOLLY: i really am in trouble with myself for listening to this now
MOLLY: i have so much to do
ME: this is better than Night Ripper.
MOLLY: yes
MOLLY: which was
MOLLY: EPIC
MOLLY: that album changed music for me
MOLLY: holy shit.
ME: WOW.
ME: NO WAY
ME: OH MY GOD
ME: FUCK
ME: THIS IS RELIGIOUS
MOLLY: yeah
MOLLY: it's really important
ME: 'give me a beat' is fucking way too brilliant
MOLLY: haha, omg
MOLLY: so exicciiiitted
MOLLY: i had to stop listening
MOLLY: or i will get fired
Jun 19th
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kendalldoesit: Kendall and Molls answer a question from BFord in Wichita Kansas. Email your...
Jun 19th
Listen Listen
“What It’s All About” Girl Talk lives in my brain or whatever. This proves it.
Jun 19th
new Girl Talk available for download: http://74.124.198.47/illegal-art.net/ I want to make out with...
Jun 19th
if you don’t like it i’ll roll over and roll alone, fuck you and the horse that you rode...
Jun 19th
When you Google image search the words “hot...
Jun 19th
THANK. GOD.
Jun 19th
Hey, Kendall: Remember this?
Jun 19th
fact: lindsay lohan has a dick.
Jun 19th
apparently Get Smart sucks a fat one, FYI
Jun 18th
I have noticed that some people I know immediately change their outlook on Julia Allison once they...
Jun 18th
i ate souplantation
Jun 18th
im hungry… my new phone came, just gotta get the numbers transferred and this blackberry dramz...
Jun 17th
slippy: Lunch For some anorexic girl you know?
Jun 17th
slippy: Word of advice: Trust the ones that believe in you, no matter what. Ditch the ones who...